Quite possibly the worst phone, ever...

I buy a fair amount of phones every year, generally of the smart variety. This bad boy is the worst I've had in ages. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, the SonyEricsson M600i:

Crap interface, non-tactile on-screen s/end buttons (one of the many reasons I'm in no rush for this). Idiotic phonebook search, unimpressive battery life, and badly placed function buttons i.e. you're always pushing one when you should be pushing the other.

Sure, James Bond's latest lady friend used it, but she was a back-stabbing bitch, and now she's dead

Pity she didn't take the phone with her...!